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Saturday, July 2, 2011

27. The "Real" Australia

How do we define the "real" Australia? Many times people who are planning on visiting Australia want to see the "real" Australia. I remember one lady saying, "I am traveling to Australia. It will be my first time traveling outside the United States and my first time traveling alone. I would love any advice. I am hoping to see the "real" Australia, not the tourist Australia. I would also like the opportunity to meet some new people."

Australians with their natural sense of the ridiculous and the humourous love to take the mickey - Beware the Drop Bear, Walking Toad, The Galah, the snakes, spiders and other nasty creepy-crawlies like the Blue Tongue Lizard, sharks, (esp. the White Pointer), salties, crocs, red bellies, black bellies, funnel webs, dingoes and those nasty fish that can kill you if you stand on them. Not to mention the box jelly fish!
And speaking of spiders, there was even a song written about one Redback On The Toilet Seat

Anyway, my advice for those wanting to see the "real" Australia:

1) Go the Footy on Saturday arvo, barrack for a team, and abuse the umpie, a time honoured tradition that - abusing the ump, then go to the local pub and get pissed to the eyeballs.

2) Stay at the Railway Hotel in West Melbourne, you'll meets lots of "locals" and have a chin-wag.

3) Say "bl**dy good tucker this" when eating at the pub

4) Eat a dead horse

5) Go to Centrelink- join the dole queue

6) Learn to call ketchup tomato sauce - pronounced to-mahto

7) Say, "My shout" at the pub - you'll have instant friends & everybody will love you. Remember when it's your shout, you don't walk away.

8) If you're a bloke and want some entertainment, go to St. Kilda of an evening.

9) Drive on the left-hand side of the road.

10) Drive slowly - see our country; drive fast and see our gaols.

If you follow the above suggestions, I guarantee you, you will see the real Australia.
 

Monday, June 20, 2011

26. Murder and a Sex Scandal 2

Academy head should have expelled cadets

The head of the Australian Defence Force Academy (ADFA) should have expelled seven men involved in the Skype sex scandal, a former defence department secretary says.

Paul Barratt became head of the department in late 1997, shortly after the Howard government launched an inquiry into the effectiveness of sexual harassment and sexual assault policies at ADFA.

The veteran public servant says ADFA commandant Bruce Kafer, who has been suspended, needed to explain why he allowed seven young men to continue studying at the college after the "Skype incident" sex scandal.

The incident became public after an 18-year-old woman went public with how she was filmed having sex with a student, only to have six males watch an internet broadcast of it in another room.

The men involved are still at ADFA.

"I'm surprised at the way this was handled," Mr Barratt told ABC Television on Monday.

"How anyone could come to the conclusion that the behaviour of the seven male cadets would be dealt with as a misdemeanour is very surprising to me.

"It seemed to me to be egregiously serious and I would have been expecting the commandant of ADFA, immediately, to ask all seven of those young men to show cause why they shouldn't have been marched out the gate of ADFA."

Six inquiries into the culture of Defence have been launched.

Commodore Kafer was sent on leave on Saturday, Defence Minister Stephen Smith said on Monday.
Mr Barratt said Commodore Kafer needed to explain his decision, adding he saw no future for the seven men in the Australian Defence Force.

7 News AAP April 12, 2011.

Defence reform long overdue

Scroll down and listen to Derryn's editorial and passionate debate with Neil James of the Australian Defence Assoication.

The response was predictable. Within minutes of the announcement that women would no longer be banned from front-line duties in the Australian military the sexist jokes were out there.

Twitter was a twitter with such savoury lines as ‘when female soldiers get their periods they’ll start fragging their senior officers’.

Fragging being a Vietnam War term for tossing a grenade into an officer’s tent.

The decision by Defence Minister Stephen Smith to remove all combat barriers for females is long overdue. It was sexist. It was discriminatory. Not that Australia has been alone.

In Britain and the United States there are still restrictions on women serving in front line combat roles. In New Zealand there are no restrictions. In Israel, it is surprising that, it is only in the past decade that more combat positions have been opened up for females when young women have been conscripted, the same way as men, for about fifty years.

And in Germany women were allowed to take up combat roles after an European Court test case in 2001.

What people are not realising, in what will be a predictably shrill debate, is that frontline action and membership of such elite groups as the SAS will not come automatically.

As Stephen Smith pointed out: ‘When it comes to women in the ADF, including in combat roles, an opportunity for women should be determined on the basis of physical and intellectual capacity, not on gender’.

And that’s the way it should be. That’s the criteria that should and will be followed. It will mean that some women, despite their career ambitions, won’t make it. Maybe a lot of them.

There are men who dream of joining elite units like the SAS who don’t make it because they don’t reach the physical and mental standards required.

Right now, only 13% of Australian Defence Force personnel are female. Most are in the Navy. Less than 10% are in the Army.

Little wonder places like the Australian Defence Force Academy have been such bastions of chauvinism.

Little wonder that complaints of sexual harassment and assault have either been ignored or badly handled.

And one more thing: How come the academy chief has been sent on forced leave while the so-called Skype Incident is investigated? The female cadet who was the target of the predatory prank has been sent on compassionate leave. But the fellow cadet who premeditatedly set up the dirty picture show, and his six mates who watched in another room, have not been suspended.

As I said yesterday, if this were a university campus, those Neanderthals would have at least been suspended, if not expelled, by now. But then, this is the military. And they do things differently.

Posted by: Derryn Hinch | 12 April, 2011.

Smith reads riot act after webcam sex scandal

Defence Minister Stephen Smith has warned Defence Force personnel that inappropriate conduct "cannot and will not be tolerated", after allegations of a webcam sex scandal at Canberra's Australian Defence Force Academy.

Defence has called in the Federal Police to investigate claims male cadets secretly used a webcam to broadcast live footage of one of their number having consensual sex with an 18-year-old female colleague.

The woman, known only as 'Kate', told the Ten Network she did not know she was being filmed and said she was "physically ill" when Defence investigators told her what had happened.

Speaking this morning, Mr Smith said, if true, the allegations constituted the "greatest betrayal of trust" that could happen in a workplace.

He said the men involved will be sacked from the Academy and the Defence Force if the allegations are proven.

"I can't think of a greater betrayal of trust of a colleague in the workplace than the suggestions that have been made," Mr Smith said.

"Once that trust has been destroyed then it is very difficult, if not impossible, for the person who has broken that trust to remain as a Defence Force personnel member."

He said the incident brought the reputation of the Academy and the Defence Force itself into question and warned that Defence chiefs "will not tolerate conduct that is inappropriate, sexist, conduct which vilifies women, or conduct which is inappropriate in any way that goes to the dignity and civility of workmates".

He said ADF personnel needed to understand the breaking of the ADF's standards of conduct "will not be condoned".

"Conduct of the nature I've described cannot and will not be tolerated," he said.

He said the ADF has worked hard to change its culture with regard to the treatment of women but added that "quite clearly, much more work needs to be done".

"The Australian Defence Force and its personnel cannot do their work effectively in the national security interests of the Commonwealth unless there is trust in the workplace," he said.

Australian Federal Police officers are investigating the allegations to see if any federal or Australian Capital Territory laws have been broken.

Prime Minister Julia Gillard said she would not comment directly on the case because of the ongoing investigations.

But she said, in broad terms, any conduct of that nature was "disgusting" and would be "repudiated" by Australians.

"Any conduct that treats a woman in a way that her dignity is pushed aside, that engages in misusing trust, breaching trust, going out of the way to embarrass people and strip them of dignity and a sense of self worth is disgusting conduct and we would all repudiate it - it's not what we want to see in this country," Ms Gillard said.

She said no-one who joins the ADF should "have their trust abused and their dignity subject to assault".

"We've seen some incidents in the past which were unacceptable," Ms Gillard said.

"I meet terrific young men and women dedicating their lives to the protection of this country and I want them respected in every sense of that word."

The latest sex scandal to hit the Defence Force comes after the final investigation into the activities on board HMAS Success finished recently.

That report said a "predatory sexual culture" existed on the ship, with senior sailors engaging in alcohol-fuelled public sex acts.

In recent weeks, Chief of Navy Vice Admiral Russ Crane warned if behaviour does not improve he will introduce breath testing of all sailors in a bid to wipe out drunkenness.

"I don't want to have to do this but it will occur if I continue to see instances of poor and inappropriate behaviour," he said.

The new sex scandal is bad news for the Defence Force.

"Across the history of the ADF, particularly since the 1990s, there have been persistent incidences of the sexual abuse of women," Dr Ben Wadham, a senior lecturer in sociology and military culture specialist at Flinders University, told AM.

"The Australian Defence Force is a highly masculinised institution. It remains male-dominated.

"The institution may have made attempts to create gender equity but it hasn't addressed that principal question about its culture as one that persists where the culture is male-dominated and women remain guests in that environment."

By Jeremy Thompson

Updated Wed Apr 6, 2011. ABC News.

Defence investigates cadet sex video

The Defence Force has confirmed it has called in police to investigate sex allegations made by a first-year female cadet at the Australian Defence Force Academy in Canberra.

The 18-year-old, identified as 'Kate', says she had consensual sex with another first-year cadet but it was transmitted by Skype to six cadets in another room without her knowledge.

She told the Ten Network she only became aware of the incident when she was contacted by Defence investigators who were alerted by another cadet.

"It was like my whole world came crashing down around me," she said.

"They had to read the statements that the boys had to make and I actually threw up. I had to be asked to be excused from the interview because it made me physically ill."

She says still photos were also taken and "then distributed to other people".

"You see it on the TV and you read it in the papers that these things happen but until it happens to you, you don't actually believe that these things happen," she said.

Academy chief Commodore Bruce Kafer says Australian Federal Police (AFP) will investigate the incident because the college is on federal land.

"If the perpetrators, or those alleged to have been involved, are found guilty of a crime, this could result in termination of their military careers," he warned.

The ACT branch of the Australian Federal Police is the body investigating whether a crime has been committed.

A spokeswoman told AM the AFP is investigating whether charges can be laid under the ACT's act of indecency legislation, or under Commonwealth telecommunications laws.

Prime Minister Julia Gillard said she would not comment directly on the case because of the ongoing investigations.

But she said in broad terms any conduct of that nature was "disgusting" and would be "repudiated" by Australians.

"Any conduct that treats a woman in a way that her dignity is pushed aside, that engages in misusing trust, breaching trust, going out of the way to embarrass people and strip them of dignity and a sense of self worth is disgusting conduct and we would all repudiate it - it's not what we want to see in this country."

Defence Minister Stephen Smith is expected to comment on the allegations today.

The latest sex scandal to hit the Defence Force comes after the final investigation into the activities on board HMAS Success finished recently.

That report said a "predatory sexual culture" existed on the ship, with senior sailors engaging in alcohol-fuelled public sex acts.

In recent weeks Chief of Navy Vice Admiral Russ Crane warned if behaviour does not improve he will introduce breath testing of all sailors in a bid to wipe out drunkenness.

"I don't want to have to do this but it will occur if I continue to see instances of poor and inappropriate behaviour," he said.

The new sex scandal is bad news for the Defence Force.

"Across the history of the ADF, particularly since the 1990s, there have been persistent incidences of the sexual abuse of women," Dr Ben Wadham, a senior lecturer in sociology and military culture specialist at Flinders University, told AM.

"The Australian Defence Force is a highly masculinised institution. It remains male-dominated.

"The institution may have made attempts to create gender equity but it hasn't addressed that principal question about its culture as one that persists where the culture is male-dominated and women remain guests in that environment."

- ABC/AAP.

Saturday, May 7, 2011

25. Government Welfare Cuts

With around 11,000 teenage mothers in receipt of parenting payment, that's a heck of a lot of money for the taxpayer to be paying to support teenagers who have a child. Do the math - multiply $625.90 which is the government payment by 11,000... about $6.39741684 million dollars a fortnight!

The Prime Minister's tough love budget gets the seal of approval from me.

Teenage mums' welfare payments will be suspended six months after the birth if they do not follow Centrelink orders under Julia Gillard's "tough love" Budget.
Once their child reaches 12 months, teenage parents must attend school to finish year 12. If they skip class, they will lose their parenting payment of up to $625.90 a fortnight.


This should have been done years ago and not just to balance the budget - many young people accept little or no responsibility. There will of course be people who disagree with getting teen mums back to school for an education or working see here.


HOWEVER, there are other things that need to be taken into consideration and further planning and action must be done for this to be workable -

1. I disagree with enforcing this when the baby is at such a young age - it is better by far to wait until the baby is 12 months old.

2. Another problem I can see is where does the baby go while the mum is at school? There aren't enough childcare centres and placements as it is - does the government also have a plan to build enough childcare centres to accommodate these babies?

3. And when the mother has completed year 12, what then?

4. Changes made to single parent pensions (now called parenting payment) - at present, single parents must work a minimum of 15 hours per week when their youngest child turns 6 or they lose the pension.

5. With the government's new tough love budget, when the teen has completed year 12 will they be expected to work even though their child is under the age of 6 years?

Cuts to Disability Pensions
Is Julia Gillard and her razor gang going to slash disability pensions? The Australian Human Rights Commission's disability discrimination commissioner has backed calls to get people off the disability pension and back into work. And is that fair? Pensioners are already living below the poverty line - are they going to go in a downward spiral of further poverty to pay for the Queensland floods? Don't get me wrong, there is a huge damage bill to not only Queensland but Victoria as well, and we as taxpayers will all share the cost, but cutting pensions? Seems to me Ms Gillard is targeting the wrong people - why not start with cutting the wages of our Members of Parliament? Cut the freebies and perks and taxpayer-funded travel in the name of "on government service" - let them drive their own cars to and from work and pay for their own petrol out of their own pockets. I do - I pay for mine, nobody pays me petrol money.

And pensions for former Prime Ministers are way above the ordinary pensioner.
Kevin Rudd will get $600,000 a year for life when he leaves politics.
John Howard gets a multi-million dollar pension. Mr Howard will retire on a pension worth up to $330,000 a year or he could take a $1.5 million lump sum payout and an annual pension of about $165,000 a year.

And what about all the other former prime ministers, how much would they be getting I wonder?

We've all heard the old saying, there's one law for the rich and another for the poor.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

24. Anzac Day - Lest we forget

 
ANZAC Day, 25th April is the day Australians remember the original landing on Gallipoli in 1915. It is our most important national occasion. It marks the anniversary of the first major military action fought by Australians and New Zealand forces in the First World War. ANZAC stands for Australian and New Zealand Army Corps. The soldiers in those forces quickly became known as ANZACs, and the pride they soon took endures to this day.

 
Above: Anzac Cove
Australian and New Zealand soldiers formed part of the allied expedition that set out to capture the Gallopoli Peninsular to open the way to the Black Sea for the Allied navies. The landed at Gallipoli on April 25 and met fierce resistance form the Turkish defenders. The campaign dragged on for eight months.

 
Above: Anzac soldier carrying a wounded comrade at Gallipoli
At the end of 1915 the Allied forces were evacuated after both sides had suffered heavy casualties and severe hardship. Over 8,000 Australian soldiers were killed. News of the landing at Gallipoli made a profound impact on Australians at home and 25 April quickly became the day on which Australians remembered the the sacrifice of those who had died in war.


 
Above: Anzacs
We honour those Diggers and all Diggers who have made the ultimate sacrifice.


Below is an Anzac tribute I made compiled of original photoshots from World War One, including the Landing at Anzac Cove, Passchendaele, marches and photos taken by soldiers.






 
Above: Looking through a window on to a battlefield cemetery



Lest we forget

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

23. Murder and a Sex Scandal

All I can say is thank Le bon Dieu that one judge has the whit to hand out a decent sentence.
Arthur Phillip Freeman who threw his four year old daughter off the West Gate Bridge has been sentenced to life in prison. Supreme Court Justice Paul Coghlan sentenced Arthur Phillip Freeman, 37, to life in jail with a non-parole period of 32 years for the murder of four-year-old daughter Darcey as he sought revenge against her mother during a custody battle.
Little Darcey died hours after being thrown 80m from the bridge by her father on January 29, 2009.
Above: Darcey Freeman as a flower girl at a relative's wedding. Source: Herald Sun


Prosecutors called for Freeman to be jailed for life without parole, while his lawyers had pleaded for a minimum term.

When he handed out the sentence, he said he understood the argument that he be "locked away forever", but he did not think Freeman was "beyond redemption". The Judge said "Whatever happens, you will spend what many consider will be the best years of your life in prison. One of the unfortunate features of this case is that others blame themselves, but they should not."

Said Justice Coghlan - "You are responsible for it and nobody else. The earliest date you can be released is 29 January 2041, when you will be 67 years old."

I guess because he (the Judge) thought the murdering little swine was not "beyond redemption" he was being lenient in not locking him up for the term of his natural life.

What I don't understand is how come it took the jury five days to reach a verdict?

And I suppose all the bleeding hearts will come out now in defence of the murdering monster with lines like oh the poor man was having a mental episode and wasn't in full possession of his faculties at the time, he's not guilty on the grounds of insanity.

Yeah well pull the other one - it's got bells on it. What really angers me is these parents who don't get their own way in a custody battle go and kill their child/children. Why don't they top themselves - why is it always the children?

Another murdering little cretin is Robert Farquharson who killed his three sons on Father's Day in 2005 to get revenge on his ex-wife. He drove them into a dam, left them in the car but managed to save himself. He's been convicted twice.

To be continued............

Sunday, February 6, 2011

22. Cyclone Yasi

Destruction From The Skies
We knew about Cyclone Yasi - all Australians knew by Tuesday (1 Feb) and that it would be bad - worse than Cyclone Larry which hit the Queensland coast in 2006 and far worse than Cyclone Anthony which was a Category 2 with winds up to 155 km/ph and hit the Queensland coast on 30 January - just a few days earlier.

Above: Predicted path of Cyclone Yasi
Although meteorologists try and predict the path of a cyclone, the cyclones themselves can go either way and turn in a different direction. It was thought that Cairns would be the focal point, but when this huge monster smashed into the Queensland coast, it was Mission Beach where it made landfall. Mission Beach is 138 kms south of Cairns.

Above: TC Yasi in the Pacific Ocean


Above: Cyclone Yasi on 1 Feb
A huge monster. By 7.00am on the 2 February, Cyclone Yasi was upgraded to a Category 5 with possible winds of up to 300km/ph.


Above: Cyclone Yasi nears Queensland

Above: Cyclone Yasi and Australia

Like Napalm
Queensland residents have said that when TC Yasi hit, it was like a napalm bomb had gone off and its fury was ten times worse that Larry.

One day you have a picturesque three-acre property on a hill overlooking South Mission Beach and Dunk Island, complete with its own rainforest, the next you are looking at devestation on a grand scale. Trees stripped bare, everything in sight broken, branches everywhere, your house is gone, the road has lifted, and the howling winds like a jet engine go on for hours while the rain pounds down.
A frightening prospect.


Size of Yasi & World Comparisons
To give you so,e idea just how big TC Yasi was, the three photos below show the cyclone over the USA, Asia and Europe.

Above: TC Yasi superimposed over the USA

Above: TC Yasi over Asia


Above: TC Yasi superimposed over Europe

Above: Cyclone Yasi and Hurricane Katrina


The pictures below are from ABC News.

Above: Tully Heads resident returns to ruin

Above: Power lines down at Cowley


Towns Closed To Public
Following a request for privacy by distressed locals, Police have closed of Tully Heads and Tully to the general public. Police said residents returning to their badly damaged homes wanted to be left alone to begin the clean up.

The seaside towns were among the hardest hit when the category five Cyclone Yasi slammed into the coast late on Wednesday night.

Police say the entire Tully Heads and Tully areas have been closed - the locals will wear marked wrist bands to gain access.

Above: Tully home peeled open


Above: Toilet left standing after Cyclone Yasi


Above: Silkwood home hit by Yasi

Above: Sign shows Tully residents' resilience


Above: Tully home hit hard

Above: Marina in ruin after Cyclone Yasi


 
Above: Banana farm inundated by Cyclone Yasi floodwaters
The banana crops have been almost wiped out bar a few. When Cyclone Larry hit five years ago, bananas went up to $13 a kilo.

No Imported Bananas
It is with relief I heard that Coles Supermarket has promised they will not import cheap bananas from overseas. This is something I am very pleased about - so what if banans cost 13 bucks a kilo, or even $20, I'd rather pay $10 for two bananas or go without than have an imported crop from overseas. When I was a child, fruit and vegetables were not available all year round like they are today - they were only in the fruit shops when they were in season. And that's how it should be. Too many people are used to having all their fruit and veg year round and they're pretty tasteless anyway.

 
Above: Banana plantation destroyed by Cyclone Yasi

Above: Cardwell's foreshore washed to sea


Town Faces Disaster Again
Above: House toppled in Innisfail
Innisfail, a small sugar cane town 30 kms from Mission Beach was almost wiped out after Cyclone Larry and now faces another battle.


Above: House destroyed in Mission Beach


Above: Ocean laps over The Strand in Townsville


Above: Oceans churns in the wake of Yasi


A C-17 Globemaster and two C-130 Hercules aircraft flew from Amberley Airbase to Cairns on Saturday with essential supplies. There will be further flights transporting such things as bottled water, baby formula, disposable nappies and tinned food.

Cairns residents, meanwhile, could have their power restored. Local power supplier Ergon Energy says it believes it will have the high voltage backbone of most of its electricity network in Cairns restored by Sunday night.

Power was reconnected to almost 15,000 customers on Friday night, leaving about 21,000 homes and businesses in Cairns without power.

Where There's A Will There's A Way

Beyond this place of wrath and fears, looms but the horror of the shade.
Yet the menace of the years, finds us unafraid.
It matters not how charged with punishment the scroll;
We thank whatever gods may be, for our unconquerable soul

From "Invictus" by William Henley.

Few in the tropics would know much about Henley's poem Invictus. Let alone the words or order.
But here in the Deep North it resonates. There is something different in our DNA. There is a sense of the tough, pioneering spirit of life on the last frontier up here.
This latest big blow is testament to our unconquerable soul.

Cyclone Yasi is just the latest test of our character. Make no mistake, this was no fizzer. Flying over Ground Zero, it looks like 150km stretch of the coast has been bombed.

In a sweep by helicopter from Cairns to Ingham, a distance of about 260km, the full extent of the devastation can be seen. The blessing was that Cyclone Yasi - a female Fijian baby name meaning sandalwood - did not unleash its payload directly on the main population centres of Townsville or Cairns. That would have been carnage.

But there is one image, out of many, that captures the wrath of the most powerful cyclone in Australia's recorded history. From the air, it is the sight of about 70 luxury yachts, motor cruisers and catamarans, piled high like a child's discarded toys and flung into waterfront living rooms.

Down on the ground, emotions are raw. Jim Wickerson, 58, looks like Santa Claus. He is a big, burly bloke, scared of nothing. Except a Fijian female called Yasi. READ THE REST OF THE STORY HERE.


Sunday, December 19, 2010

21. Assange To Escape From Police At The Top Of Some Stairs

POLICE said they expected Wikileaks founder Julian Assange to attempt an escape, probably at the top of a long flight of stairs.

Following Mr Assange's arrest, Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Paul Stephenson confirmed there would be nothing they could do if he broke free but then accidentally tripped and hit every step on the way down.

Stephenson said Mr Assange would be held for questioning at a central London police station but due to a problem with the central heating they would have to keep moving him between floors.

He added: "Unfortunately the lifts are going to be broken the entire time he is custody."

He said: "I wish Mr Assange was not going to break his neck later this afternoon, but there is nothing my officers can do to stop him.

"They will shout something like 'hey you' or 'stop escaping' but he will be too quick for them.

"Also he will have forgotten to tie his shoelaces."

Sir Paul dismissed claims that the arrest was political but admitted international warrants were controversial and that it would have been more efficient to use the British system of pretending Mr Assange is a Brazilian electrician.

Meanwhile governments across the world were celebrating Mr Assange's arrest and imminent escape, stressing that history proves if you focus all your efforts on stopping one man then the thing you don't like will just go away. Source here

Note
We are aware the Julian Assange has been granted bail. This is submitted for the irony.